Jeanette / 18 / NY / a girl with a heart of gold and freckles.

me witnessing the birth of my child:nice

twerksiel:

Today, I would like to thank whoever came up with the als ice bucket challenge, you are my hero

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What they say to kids who want pets:Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids:Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

I CAN HEAR MY NEIGHBORS DAD SNEEZE WHILE WE ARE BOTH INSIDE OUR HOUSES. I DONT UNDERSTAND. IT SOUNDS LIKE SATANS COMING FROM HELL TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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relahvant:

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

miley could be shittin rn and we’d never know

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